"Maybe turn down the 'opinionated' dial?"

​

Hari and Max weren't satisfied with their first attempt at parenthood, so they're giving it a second go.

Only this time they've got a 30-day money back guarantee and an

easy-to-follow construction manual.

They're certain, as long as they follow it step-by-step, he's going to be perfect.

​

"This might be a little more complicated than the bed but still, I'm sure it's the kind of thing we can crack on our own."